Enzo Says..

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Enzo was having a grumpy moment on Friday. He was tired but wanted to go to the mall, We told him we could but we wanted to go home and get changed first. He didn't like it one bit and got all whiny. So, Mummy gave him a chance to sort himself out. He didn't.

Mommy : Right, that's it! I changed my mind and we're not going at all!


Enzo : Waaaaaa! I'm sorry Mummy! I want my chance baacckk!

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Lorenzo: "I know what Sean Kingston the singer looks like"... runs to the room, shuffles the stack of DVDs and says... "Here. See?!"..... points to a picture of Ice Cube. :)

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Lorenzo: "I wish you and Mom don't have to go to work and just work from home".

Me: "I wish that too, Enzo! That'll happen when we win lotto!"

Lorenzo: "And I don't have to go to school, too?"

Mummy: Farmers is open late tomorrow night.

Daday: Oh, why?


Mummy: Discount Night.

Enzo : When I become an adult, I don't want discounts!

(this is because, his mummy makes him wait for discount day to buy him toys, lol!)

I asked what he thought I was.

Enzo : You're filipino.


Daday, Mummy, Jester : But she speaks English, so she can't be Filipino. (trying to see what he will say to that)


Enzo : She's Filipinglish!


All this time, I didn't know what I was. Thanks Enzo, lol.

Jester (Enzo's big bro) : Kyla is filipino but born here in New Zealand, thats why she speaks English. Just like you.

Enzo: No, I am Japanese. You're Indian (pointing to Jester), and you're Hawaiian (pointing to his mum).

Mummy: You can call me Lilo (from lilo and stitch)


Enzo: No, she's Samoan.

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Looking at Enzo's face today, I see measle-like looking spots


Daday: Why do you have spots on your face?


Enzo: Where?


Daday: On your face. Go look in the mirror


Enzo: *goes over to the mirror* Nah, I am sorry. I think you are WRONG!

I was sick for awhile and Enzo stayed over at my place to keep me company. I fed him carrot sticks for lunch. He was hesitant, but ate it anyway.

Enzo: I hope Aunty Cathy gets better soon..


Mummy and Daday : Aww, Why?


Enzo: So I don't have to eat carrot sticks anymore. 

Lorenzo calling out from the other room: "What is castrated?"

Daday: "chop chop your thingee".... (dead silence)

Lorenzo: "No I said what is 'frustrated'?"

Oops.

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Enzo asked if the "D" in an automatic transmission car meant "DRIFT"?

I was feeding dinner to Lorenzo and his school mate who was sleeping over our house and told them to eat their veggies. The friend reacted and said  "I am diabetic from that kind of food" 

Enzo replied "...and I am vegetarian too...". (Read: allergic)

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After Lorenzo's non-stop pestering for me to buy him a Lego toy, he told me that my brain is not "functioning properly" this morning because my ears are not hearing him. Hmmm.

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Getting irritated by the minute after calling Lorenzo several times to have his meal but still watching TV, I started to do the count and could hear him from across the room saying "Why didn't you say so in the first place?"

Lorenzo: Yay! The tooth fairy gave me $10!

Daday: Cool, now you can save it to buy me a birthday gift.

Lorenzo: I thought you want PEACE and HARMONY?

Me: .......

Daday : "You need to learn how to do dishes 'cuz you're 8 years old now". 

Lorenzo: "No, I am not a big boy! I'm only 'medium'".

Enzo just finished showering and he asked his daday what the time was..

Daday: 9pm. It's bed time


Enzo : I must never quit like our room, Mr Coleman says we should never quit.


Daday: I agree.


Enzo: Yeah, that's why I'm going to build my new lego now!

Me : Sorry Enzo, I haven't washed the dishes yet.


Enzo: Why don't you just swallow all of it? 

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While watching "Pimp my ride"




Enzo : Pimp My Underwear!

Enzo: Look at this ninja set..

Daday: Yeah...And...?

Enzo : We are gonna buy it.

Daday : No we're not..we just had that "talk" this morning.

Enzo: Booo..!!

Lorenzo to his daday: "Are you wearing that Westpac (a bank) belt again?"